noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck

Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.

by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018

jelly slap

Boston student street art campaign raising awareness of harbor pollution through exaggerated representations of the common moon jellyfish.

Man, was that wall jelly slapped.

by 1st name Jelly last name Slap March 18, 2011