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noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*
by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005
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a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap
"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."
by Jdog and box August 2, 2008
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Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
by cazlo April 11, 2011
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slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!
by R2-DQ February 9, 2010
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panocha slap

A panocha slap is when you take your phat ass Mexican pussy, grab your man's face and thrust that shit so he gets face deep in that panocha. 🍑👋🏽
That vato was talking too damn much so I panocha slapped his ass and busted a nut.
by Bigassedmexican August 10, 2016
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taddy slap

A strong disrespectful pimp slap to the behind to show who is boss during sex.
I gave that ass ass a serious taddy slap so she will remember who was in charge.
by FreshFlavor April 26, 2015
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Apache slap

When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.
Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!
by Barubenblue March 4, 2019
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