loan shark

A guy who will lend you money when no one else will, but extort you in interest and totally kick your ass if you don't pay.

A loan shark lent me $500. I couldn't pay it back, so I bought a one-way plane ticket to Siberia.

by T. Tan July 22, 2004

loan shark

A private individual who will, normally at grossly inflated interest rates, lend a person money. Repayment is compulsory or injury may occur. Commonly attributed to the criminal underworld

Person #1: Could I borrow a grand off you, I swear I'll pay it back.

Loan Shark: Oh, you will, believe me you will.

by Lazlo Woodbine July 24, 2004

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.

Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.

by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009

Mutt Shark

A Caucasian female who is attracted to African-American men.

Tracy, a Mutt Shark, is planning to go to Black Bike Week in Daytona Beach to find a new boyfriend.

by ChicagoWillie January 1, 2012

Hanky Shanky

A fighting style used in back alley where you distract your opponent with your stunning dance moves the pull a knife.

Yo you wanna fight? Ima do the hanky shanky on yo ass.

by Jackaß February 3, 2019

Mud shark

White girl that arrives with a bunch of black dudes. Bad as hell but ratchet. Probably infected

Was about to bang 30 year old mud shark at the bar then came to and realized it was 1:30am and I should go home.

by fatLard99 December 20, 2021