ranger dick

A badass motherfucker

Ranger dick is a badass motherfucker

by Probabypuncher May 28, 2017

Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

by TxHuey June 4, 2017

Ranger wrecked

When you tie someone to a tree in the middle of a forest and after "wrecking" them, you burn down the tree starting a forest fire.

Oh man, he just got ranger wrecked

by ranger rick101 June 20, 2017

Runner

An individual who sells drugs for himself or an organization.

Im outta town these week hit up my runner if you need a bag.

by Lil Zaddy July 11, 2017

runner bang

A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.

"Aw mate I just fucked this chick and ran away"
"So you did a runner bang..... Nice!"

by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017

runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

Ranger

A ranger is a ginger/reh haired person/ being usually of caucasian descent, they are constantly persecuted and rightly so. A ranger only has ginger kids and the only wat to defeat one is by using the sun.

Lock the ranger up.
Shoot that ranger over there.
Fry the ranger in the sun.
That ranger has a SHLID
Ranger Roundup!

by Ali snack bar April 17, 2018