naughty peter

When your penis goes into the wrong hole during sexual intercourse

Im a little soar today frank gave me a naughty peter last night.

by Tammy2ton March 18, 2016

pinky peter

small dick

Holy shit, the guy I did last night had a pinky peter.

by xxxdddeecobfo August 19, 2016

Gotta Peter

It's an abbreviation for "Gotta Peter." It mean you have to leave or you're making up an excuse for not wanting to go somewhere.

Girl: U wanna come over?
Boy: I would, but you know...
Girl: Know what?
Boy: I gotta Peter

Girl: What does that mean?
Boy: It means I can't.
Girl: No it doesn't.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: I just look it up in Urban Dictionary it mean you don't want to.
Girl: Hello?
Girl: HELLO?!

Mom: We're going to the grocery store.
Child: Gotta Peter

by Bruzzese August 12, 2016

sweet peter move

When you pull a dope move on someone, leaving bystanders saying, "whoa sweet peter move right there!"

Macron went straight in the direction of trump, then at the last minute he pulled a sweet peter move and shook Angela Merkel's hand first.

by The Resistance Grandma August 13, 2017

Penny Peter

Synonym for a small dick, a one inch dick, a mega ultra small dick.

Hey, your girlfriend said you have a penny peter!

by Ghost of hamlet September 28, 2017

lil peter

A lil peter is a vulgur term to describe an asians genitalia.

Look a that zipperheads lil peter.

by Lil munts December 13, 2017

mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018