peanut

the ignorants bass player's nick name if u dont know who that is FUCK U HE ROCKS

fuck u

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Peanut

When you nut and pee at the same time.

If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?

by piiuu March 18, 2019

peanut

An affectionate term used for an idiot or stupid person.

Stop talking to yourself you peanut.

by Quaddieprincess June 06, 2017

Peanut

A person getting roasted and then becomes salty due to the roast. This is the same process that is used to make peanuts, roast then salt, hence the name peanut

due to the roast and his reaction, you could say he was a bit of a peanut

by Spilmester June 16, 2018

Peanut

A kind mother that has one unstable uneducated son!!

Karen your son is such a “peanut”

by Jerrt234 June 08, 2020

Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.

"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"

by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 10, 2021

Peanut

Someone who fucking sucks and ruins chat anytime they talk

That person over there is such a peanut

by Iskaldcommie February 20, 2021