Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

peanut

a person (generally a woman) who likes to be peed/pissed and nutted inside of

her: "I'm your little peanut"

him: "Yes you are"

by itzthtguy November 16, 2023

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018

Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.

The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.

by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023

Peanut Butter Suit

U.S. Marine Corps slang for the old Tropical Uniform which somewhat looked like peanut butter......this uniform was fazed out in the mid 70's for the light weight Green Uniform

Time to change from Wool Greens to the Peanut Butter suit..

by Goldwinger July 6, 2012

Peanut

A nickname given by worshipers of SCP-173

"Peanut is our lord and savior."

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back

by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022