A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
Get the A hook legmug. by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023
Get the Command hookmug. Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
Get the Hooking the Clammug. Adjective. Term used to describe large hoop ear rings typically worn by black women. These ear rings are so large that if the womans legs were to be put to her ears during sexual relations that they could be used hold her legs.
by bilybob2010 November 16, 2010
Get the Heel Hookmug. by Miss Magz March 27, 2008
Get the The Hookmug. A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
Get the Meat hook shimmymug. Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of
by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020
Get the Liam Hookmug.