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Life Wedgie

Events in life that are: A. uncomfortable, B. Embarrassing, and C. have lasting repercussions. This word can be used to the same effect as "life sucks" but in a way that makes you sound less emo.
Man... These Life Wedgies keep getting me down, first having to work as a stripper, and then finding out at the office that i have have no bladder control!
by Doc the Pirate December 18, 2010
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The Meaning to Life

The meaning to life is a term used by sage old far eastern men describing what makes life satisfying.
The meaning to life is milk and cookies one hour before bedtime.
by T_rump_supporter October 21, 2018
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Pink Life

The life of alcohol, pot and women.

Derived from Pink Floyd.
by Boo2439 November 14, 2010
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Life's Pet

One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.
Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.
by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013
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Life Nut

The life nut is the nut (or ejaculation) you bust when you're trying to have kids, or when you refuse to withdraw due to the heat of the moment. This is the nut that literally creates life, hence the term. "Life Nut".
Woman: Did you pull out?
Man: Sorry baby, ya cookie was so good that I gave you the life nut. My bad.
by Misocktheissac February 6, 2017
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dry life

She needs to get back to her dry life and let me handle planning the vacation.
by Pontette June 5, 2017
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Garage life

To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016
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