1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
by Poet2003 December 31, 2017
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by None of your damn business September 30, 2022
Get the Social media mug.Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.
by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013
Get the Social Accessory mug.To commit an act that kills you social life.
example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.
example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.
by lemirlo February 6, 2017
Get the Social Suicide mug.Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
by Hiroish June 22, 2014
Get the Umbrella Socialism mug.The opposite of social climbing, when a person of privilege "let's themself go" to attain gravitas and attention.
(Reverse aspiration)
(Reverse aspiration)
by Oskar Prince June 16, 2019
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by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020
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