SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.

Instead of typing LOL or LMAO, I'm just going to start typing SALTS (smiled a little then stopped). It's a lot more accurate...

by I Don'tKnowYou, youDon'tKnowMe June 9, 2020

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Suck my salt

Basically the same as saying suck my dick

Person 1: Oi faggot

Person 2: Suck my salt you gay bitch

by THEFINALCHAPTER November 8, 2020

Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.

Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”

by uɐǝq October 13, 2020

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(tells you a joke )
You-SALTS

(It not a funny on but you don’t want to hurt her feelings)

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

salt in his sack

To have courage. To be tough. One who possess intestinal fortitude and resolve.

That cowboy has got some salt in his sack.

You got to have some salt in your sack to do that job!

by Tsunami14 February 20, 2013

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

emma: why did u text me SALTS
me: because i didn’t actually laugh. i smiled a little, then stopped.

by hellllyeah31 June 9, 2020