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eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.
Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023
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Lunch Pale

Brooke loves to stuff meatballs into her lunch pale on school trips.
by brookie_cookie June 1, 2017
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retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.
"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞
by Young talk September 2, 2020
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soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch
Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful
by popping shandy May 18, 2016
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refund his lunch

Yo, I just heard Gary refund his lunch.
by Nightpiper September 13, 2022
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PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024
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Lunch

The art of wanting to fuck a uwu catgirl and using the code word lunch
by HEEENNNNTTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII January 28, 2021
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