Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 09, 2013
typically used to describe a very fat woman who likes to pretend about going to a mental health hospital
by Kaplokatarian Sloach September 17, 2022
When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 April 06, 2016
A person who sells his rock crawler to become a mud holer. Often smells of Busch Light , Amish in appearance and prefers wearing panties while tucking his wiener! Often full of regret
by O.G December 21, 2022
The sweetest guy, he is smart and funny. Gets along with so many people and tries to help others. What wouldn't you like about him.
That person is an I.M. Joey
by IM Joey February 13, 2020
In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.
This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was
“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
by Boco June 09, 2023