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joey is a stupid ass retard that no one loves including his friends jacob and hunter
joey is a gay ass mother fucker no one loves
by me is a guy May 30, 2025
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Joey Jiggles

by Michael Glen June 5, 2025
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Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…
“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers
by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023
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Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.
Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.
by JoeyJokes420 August 12, 2023
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Joey Valence and Brae

"Have you heard of Joey Valence and Brae?"

"No?"

"They're this cool punk-pop duo!"
by Nakono_<3 August 13, 2023
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Joey

Joey is a your local drug smuggler. He hates all race’s except white, he loves to beat hookers and prey on dead women. If you’re a women be cautious of this Joey variant he lurks at night and will attack you.
Omg it’s a Joey! Look he’s got a pet penis!
by DookieSoop August 22, 2023
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Joey

Joey, someone who you boss around, get them to do jobs that you cant be assed to do.
'I cant be bothered to do it, get a Joey to do it'
by London Danno September 8, 2023
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