A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.
Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(
by I Animate June 18, 2021
Get the Ear Hole Friendmug. by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018
Get the fuck your earsmug. When someone is rude to you, you give them a 'clip around the ear' (a hit or slap, not necessarily on the ear) to pull them into line.
by Polsy July 31, 2017
Get the clip around the earmug. by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018
Get the ear nipple rapemug. An expression used when you are able to hum and/or sing along to a song that is playing but not able to name it
Joe: Lalalalalalalalala Ooooooooh
Sarah: What song is that?
Joe: I dont know, its on the lobe of my ear.
Sarah: What song is that?
Joe: I dont know, its on the lobe of my ear.
by yecamnaht23 October 12, 2010
Get the on the lobe of my earmug. by Swaggyobservationalist July 17, 2021
Get the That’s Got Some Ear On Itmug. n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.
v. To have homosexual intercourse.
v. To have homosexual intercourse.
Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.
by jsdick100 October 24, 2022
Get the right ear wondermug.