bend your ear

To speak with someone informally

Hey Will, can I bend your ear for a second?

by REALMerriamWebster September 21, 2020

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.

"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama

by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018

Jew Ear Dat

English slang for "did you hear that" commonly found in films and television shows which used English/scottish/Irish accents, I.e. Game of thrones, Harry Potter, etc.

*hears sound coming from an unknown source*

Ron: "Jew Ear Dat, Harry?"

Harry: "Something's coming!"

by Rarely posting February 17, 2019

Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"

Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear

by official friend October 28, 2018

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.

Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 21, 2021

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 19, 2021