Never gonna give you up

A popular song by singer Rick Astley from 1988 that became a viral meme sensation during the early days of YouTube to trick people.
Person 1: "yo wanna hear Darude sandstorm?"

Person 2: "Sure"

Person 1: "Heres the link"

Person 2: "...Wait? isnt this Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley?"
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Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you... er... bees." has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be just "That'll give you bees" or simply "Bees"
Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.
by Guestyperson May 26, 2007
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I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
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*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"
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give-a-shit-o-meter

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter
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This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.
You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit
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