felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.

“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
“why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat

by zzawmbify May 29, 2022

TANKOO THE G/TANKOO THE GOAT

Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Artist From The West Side Of Chicago. Tankoo The G Is An Big Rapper And Singer. TANKOO THE GOAT IS A CELEBRITY.

TANKOO THE G/TANKOO THE GOAT

by Tankoo The G August 3, 2022

hitler the goat

Savior of our world

Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one

by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

my pet goat

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important

1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?

by McAnarchy July 6, 2004

whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.

"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."

by 3000labels May 20, 2010