Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':
by Тнат guч February 26, 2019
Get the Donutmug. by peniscocain January 5, 2016
Get the prune donutmug. 1) A Flaming Donut Fairy is a fairy who is a lit with flames and usually brings donuts to the good boys and girls.
2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.
2) A flaming man (Flamer) who dresses in a fairy costume and gives donuts to people.
Kid 1 "Wow, the Flaming Donut Fairy brought me a sprinkle donut."
Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."
Kid 2 "The fairy brought me a chocolate frosted donut."
by Cosmo619 January 16, 2011
Get the Flaming Donut Fairymug. A popular girl who wears a lot of makeup and often dyes her hair. They are often fake and say that they are nice, yet they are too dumb to tell the difference between what is nice and what is mean. Powder donuts often post slutty selfies to Facebook and can't spell worth shit. They also love to scream and overreact.
That powder donut, Abby, wears so much eyeliner she looks like she got in a fight and lost.
That powder donut just called me ugly. If she thinks she is so pretty, then why does she makeup?
That powder donut just called me ugly. If she thinks she is so pretty, then why does she makeup?
by TheChaoticViolin January 29, 2015
Get the Powder donutmug. When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.
by cracker February 22, 2023
Get the Glazed Donutmug. Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
Get the Protein Donutmug. by HardAF August 13, 2015
Get the Gooey Donutsmug.