how to cure depression

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.

Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably

by PastaDepression June 5, 2018

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

Post acceptance depression

The depression high school students experience after being accepted to college. It comes with the realization that they have to wait 8 months or more until they are 'out of this shit town'.

Mom: why are you acting so "emo"
Kid: you're not cool and I'm suffering from post acceptance depression, Just leave me alone to stalk the college facebook group message boards and listen to asher Roth.

by Wirffkes January 15, 2010

Post Phairith Depression

The saddness that overcomes many people after ones Warrior has been ebayed.

"Man, I miss dat nigga Phairith." "Sounds like you are suffering from Post Phairith Depression main"

by Jimmy Joo May 19, 2007

beard-polar depression

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015

depressed submarine

a stupid fat ugly person who eats to much and i is a stupid moo cow and eats frosted mini ilogluus and likes to make bean farts as load as a jet engine

the stupid depressed submarine ate so much she exploded with a loud boom.

depressed submarine ate a entire maoneese (fried foot ball.) mao fried footbal cudasy of my friend

by jasonthrowsup December 11, 2003

Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021