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December 24

it's the day before fucking Easter no it's the day before a fatass man sneaksinto your chimney drinks all your milk eats all your cookies and gives you presants for being sorry that he burglarized your house of all your milk and cookies
dan:it's the December 24
stan:the day before easter
Dan:no the day before a fat man sneaks into your house
by JESUS CRIST IS MY NIGGA November 1, 2019
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December 1

National bully your short friend day since they got to bully their y’all friends!
Me: Hey chloe guess what day it is?
Chloe: idfk! December 1st?!
Me: National bully your short friend day!!!
Chloe: oh shit
by Tik Tokerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 13, 2019
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December 9

Give your best (girl) friend your hoodie
Best(boy) friend- here you go (gives hoodie)
Girl-why
Boy- it’s December 9
Girl-ok
by Thatbaddiebishh December 7, 2019
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December 18

"He must've been born on December 18 th."
by Animalnuttt December 22, 2019
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December 9

Kade: Hi
Me: It's December 9
Kade: And?
Me: U are APPRECIATED
by BEANTH November 16, 2020
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December 16

My friend: hey crush do you like me
Crush:yes

My friend: do you want to date me

Crush: yes
December 16 national ask your crush out day
by French4lifey November 28, 2019
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December 3rd

When u post your bf or gf and show them off
why’d you post your gf ? and why’d she post you?
haven’t you heard its December 3rd or post ur bf/gf day!
by yung.dagger_dihh.17 December 2, 2020
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