Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

Dave

He’s just a chill guy

Bro dave is literally just a chill guy

by jamaicaontop March 4, 2025

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.

Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.

by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020