A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.
When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.
by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road
by Juul life May 19, 2018

by sexmachine96 December 31, 2012

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.
by Owell1 November 4, 2018
