dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019

Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.

me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.

by therathoe May 6, 2019

Dan

Usually a shy individual named Adam, Dan, Bob, Steve and Nicolas. They are great at acting big however when it’s crunch time shy away from the spotlight they are confident in their comfort zone but not in moments in beef or tension

Dan: “Adam there’s beer”
Adam: “let’s run”

by Gazza bazza wazza May 9, 2019

Pro Dan

A piece of crap who likes to fuck your infant sister. He also says he's good at fortnite , but we all know that's false.

Yo it's Pro Dan

by yum yum123456789 May 9, 2019

Dan

A person who hates all living being in this exciting and is a slave to the memes lord

That person is such a dan

by #meme lord May 17, 2019

Dan Lutzifer

A bald man with tattoo sleeves, likes the Broncos, claps a lot, and yells racists remarks.

1- Whos that?

2- That’s Dan Lutzifer, the sped

by Big Zad November 29, 2019

Dan Cohen

The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter

Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.

by Thatj3w December 3, 2019