Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.
Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups
by ActionDan February 11, 2007
Get the cock pushupsmug. 1. DAAAAAAMN! Look how big Farmer Bob's cock is!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!
by Thin_as_a_whale December 14, 2007
Get the Cockmug. Medical condition. The main, indeed only, diagnostic symptom of shy cock is an inability to urinate in the presence of others.
English TV presenter Konnie Huq is widely regarded as a vociferous campaigner for a better understanding of shy cock and its affects on those afflicted.
English TV presenter Konnie Huq is widely regarded as a vociferous campaigner for a better understanding of shy cock and its affects on those afflicted.
by RetardBoy December 18, 2008
Get the Shy Cockmug. A Cock Biter is an explicative, derivative of the term 'Cock Sucker' so termed for increased emphasis, such that where an individual could be termed a Cock Sucker but still be good at sucking cock - alternatively a cock biter is not only one who puts cocks in their mouth, but they are also not doing it right.
As such a cock biter is a failure as a cock sucker, and of the very worst class of all cock suckers.
As such a cock biter is a failure as a cock sucker, and of the very worst class of all cock suckers.
Caught some fucking Cock Biter on camera cutting my valve stems after smashing my window for a measly 4 bucks in change
by Dark Pariah May 11, 2017
Get the Cock Bitermug. Whilst performing a successful Tea Bag, the throbbing tool is quickly thrust into the partner's mouth, creating a yummy between-meal treat
Cindy was pleased when Jimmy stuffed his dick into her mouth with his balls to finish her dinner of Cock Soup
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
Get the Cock Soupmug. 'Cock scared' is the phrase used for a when a female is too scared to touch cock in any way shape of form. E.g sexual intercourse, blow jobs and/or hand jobs
Damien: Hey dude, did Barbara suck off that new lad at school??
Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!
Ollie: Dude, HELL NO!! She is cock scared!!
by Ollie M November 16, 2005
Get the Cock scaredmug. by Nekkid McButtz July 7, 2006
Get the smoke cockmug.