Christian Parga

Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...
Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.
by Yourworldwithin August 08, 2019
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hard christians

Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.
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Satan Was A Christian

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
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occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.
John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
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Christian Santiago

Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
Christian Santiago is sexy
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by WxkeChris January 29, 2022
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Kaelya and Christian

A really hot couple. She is a goddess and he is the ideal brother in law.
Kaelya and Christian went to prom, and everyone in the room stopped to stare at them.
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Christian Authorpreneurship

The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.
Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.
by Ellechor Media & Associates January 23, 2016
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