canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube

Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.

by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016

Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010

Fast Canadian Pixies

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003

canadian snow job

The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.

She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.

by Darwin Ism November 30, 2016

canadian sweet tooth

A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup

Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth

by cannierstew January 10, 2016

Canadian Apology Vortex

(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.

Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"

Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."

by SwampBullySparkles April 1, 2014

Canadian Ice Dispenser

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.

It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.

by punksweeper October 16, 2015