vast left wing conspiracy

Hillary is so clever that she spoke of a pretend vast right wing conspiracy in order to distract you from the truth that there exists a vast left wing conspiracy.
by Chuck Rock September 29, 2005
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A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.
Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek
by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023
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When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
by justspitballing February 17, 2023
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What you do when someone tries to make fun of you for whatever reason it may be, Such as where you grew up, where you live/how you live, etc, and then agreeing with it and then running way out into left field with it, this usually requires you to think really outside the box and generally use any stereotype you can come up with that relates to your situation and then making the situation just so extremely out there that it makes barely any sense. (Try to make people realize how retarded they sound by saying the stupid shit they say)
Danny: Josh tried to make fun of where I come from so I just completely ran I just had to Run With It Way Out Into Left Field . He hasn't said anything to me in a few days about it.
by thatCanuck May 29, 2011
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Meaning - heavily beyond SHOOK like the queen HIS/HER is CHOCKING RN and James Charles has been CANCLED
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Thelifeofmac2005 post- did makeup today bomb AF
*jefree star enters the chat*
*james Charles QUITS YT
{error message} *Jefree star has left the chat*
by Bigdaddylongcouchie2378 September 20, 2018
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fuck me sideways to the left

a term used to describe a situation were a simple "fuck me" just wont cut it.
doctor: you have aids.

person with aids: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TO THE LEFT!!
by Capital K ush September 30, 2009
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a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry
*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe
by astridthesannasupporter May 05, 2021
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