butt lava

Diarrhea. Not just your average diarrhea either. This is the kind that explodes out of your ass and leaves your butthole chapped for the next few days. It is a hot, burning diarrhea that smells worse than vomit. This is as bad as it gets.

I ate at Denny's tonight. I think I am going to have the worst butt lava tomorrow. I better take some imdodium.

by Absolom7691 September 3, 2006

platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Pudgey Butt

A nicer name for an over weight person.

Hey pudgey butt hows it hanging!

by Quentin_B December 11, 2006

Butt Labor

Describes the uncomfortable feeling prior to eliminating solid waste from your digestive tract; also known as baking brownies. Butt labor is a sign that you must find a toilet within 10 minutes or less.

Pull the car over, I am going into butt labor!!!! I need to find a toilet ASAP!

by Missy & James Cole March 29, 2008

The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.

Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.

by hellomynameisntslimshady March 5, 2009

Butt Wizard

A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.

A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.

by firedragon6 March 5, 2009

ninja butt-punch

An unexpected, very rapid punch to the buttocks - typically for retribution - most often achieved while walking up a staircase. "Ninja butt-punch" is quickly, quietly spoken by the attacker as he makes his move, with "BUTT" heavily accented as the fist makes contact.

"ninja BUTT-punch" -- "Ahh!! You faggot!!!"

by alftoid January 4, 2010