closet boyfriend

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

Vsco Boyfriend

A boy that deserves to be bullied by other boys who aren’t VSCO boyfriends

“Oh there goes Tommy, a VSCO boyfriend. Watch out for him he’s strange.”

by ZestyTontheBeat February 13, 2019

no boyfriend

a lack of a boyfriend. possibly because you are a huge loser.

I'm sorry you have no boyfriend.

by elpoopadora April 8, 2009

Pussy Faggot Boyfriend

Also Known As - P.F.B.
1.When a guy hangs out with another guy all the time and nobody else.
2.When someone sticks up for a fag.
3.Any 2 gay people together.

-Colton always only hangs out with Josh
=Yeah he must his Pussy Faggot Boyfriend

by Chris Guedea December 28, 2007

fathers boyfriend

Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a
plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels while simultaneously giving
pleasure.

"Your fathers boyfriend is doing his thing."

"I hear that Tony Milne has a rubber boyriend"

by Crazy Otto September 28, 2005

ticket boyfriend

A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.

YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.

YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.

by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013

bank boyfriend

A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.

"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."

by tboy1011 July 29, 2014