blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.

I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.

by 153tgrjw February 6, 2024

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017

blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted

"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)

by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025

blind bitch

A blind bitch is a person who doesn't see things mentally.

Note:
This has nothing to do with your actual vision ~(20/20)~

"Dan Howell is a blind bitch, he couldn't see that Phil Lester had a thing for him."
"Robert Downey is such blind bitch, Tom Holland should find someone who knows how to flirt"

by ToastedNuggets June 4, 2018