autistic biscuit

the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me

Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!

Person 1: alright!

by Fart.Nugget June 2, 2018

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014

shit on a biscuit

When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016

River Biscuit

A slang term for human feces.

I need to go float a river biscuit.

by Miguele Ghee June 2, 2018

domino's & biscuits

The Hippie interpretation of the Latin Blessing ,"Dominus vobiscum" But your Too Stoned to say it...

You cross yourself as you speak" Domino's & Biscuits " before you do something your not sure of...And you can "Bless"others before they do stupid stuff... Domino's & Biscuits Dude! ❤️❤️

by Zanetree October 19, 2018