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Brian

Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
Woah is that Brian?! I heard his pussy stanky as fuck .
by Dukey,frogney,fagney July 18, 2020
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Brian

ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬

this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?

John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard

Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️

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Brian

A coder detective. You know him, be careful messing with him.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRIAN!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by Grunc August 30, 2020
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two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something
Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.
by Csine January 18, 2008
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Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big
Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot
by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021
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Brian

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022
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Brianed

To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
by joeyknows October 26, 2022
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