Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
by Dukey,frogney,fagney July 18, 2020

ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬
this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦
Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?
John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
j
John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard
Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️
j
by bigniggaamongusballssussybaka July 12, 2021

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRIAN!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by Grunc August 30, 2020

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by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022

To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
by joeyknows October 26, 2022
