blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).
I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
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OOOP ARSE

by Themadpie November 30, 2021
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Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.
"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"
by Ben Turpin February 03, 2018
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Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.
Dam girl you're an arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.
by Ibbyz February 07, 2017
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Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally someone that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.
That work you did looked good, until I did a propper inspection and found out your just a rough arsed git
by Kill_crazy March 07, 2024
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