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Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
by queuesdechat April 12, 2022
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Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin
Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!
by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017
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Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.
Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"
by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014
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muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019
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Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.

This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
Yo, get ya dirty muff cabbage outta here ya garbage!
by Dood Dood October 17, 2010
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Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick
I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim
by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022
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muff rug

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.
by rosiepye April 22, 2014
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