Brian

When you don’t know the name of someone, call them Brian

“Hey Brian, can you move a bit to the left”

by Avarclon December 15, 2018

Brian’s flop.

a phrase usually used for when a person jumps from the window, dying from the impact. Of course, inspired by Brian Thomas’ dramatic ass death.

“ holy shit ! that man just jumped out of the window ! “

“ that guy just pulled a Brian’s Flop. “

by noarksdefine November 24, 2021

Brian Wilson

An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children

Did you hear about Brian Wilson? Yeah he’s in jail! Nasty motherfuck

by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019

Brian

A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.

Keilani: Brian makes me so happy

by keib10 May 16, 2022

brian mccoulugh

a gross smelly butt as a guy

often dumb

Person 1: Your dumber than a box of brians
person 2: You smell like brian mccoulugh

by cool kid03 September 20, 2016

Brian

The name of a man who has lots of sex. He's 6'5 and has a 220 IQ. He is rich. Women usually beg him for sex, but he is too busy and cool and tall.

"Have you heard from Brian?"
"No, he's probably having a lot of sex , though"

by prnc55 November 23, 2021

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022