Social zoned

Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.

Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.

"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"

by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018

Social dick

A social dick is someone who keeps killing everyone’s vibe in a social setting, this can be cause by them always needing to be right or causing problems with everyone by aggravating or annoying everyone.

You: “I can’t stand Tyler he always feels like he has to be right.”
Me: “yeah he’s a social dick.”

by Quacobs October 4, 2020

social prison

When you are in a situation or conversation where your moral compass does not allow you to leave it, but the other person is not in possession of the social intelligence to read the room and notice your discomfort, nor able to acknowledge that their presence is unasked for.

My dad caught me in a social prison going on about the military but I didn't want to be rude and tell him to leave my room.

This mentally unstable guy caught me in a social prison the other day.

by simsam069 September 1, 2023

Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.

Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.

by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011

Social Nancy

A social Nancy is a negative online Nancy.
A person who doesn't necessarily post negative things often. A person who scrolls past your positive or normal posts, always. But reacts to posts they choose to be negative and accuse you of being miserable and wrong.

Negative online Nancy's choose to ONLY give your social media account attention; likes and comments- when it's negative because it serves them a purpose to preach and be "right".

"I didn't even know you were on my friends list because of how you never like or comment on any of my posts. You're being a Social Nancy right now tho."

by enough_of_you March 21, 2017

Social Marketplace

A social marketplace is a social media platform that implements a marketplace to allow users to buy and sell content through a storefront hosted on the user's social media profile page. An eBook sell can set up his shop on twitter and sell his content to followers who browse his shop.

Term coined by iconia.

Bitclout could implement a social marketplace to become the first decentralized version.

by Iconia May 1, 2021

Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.

“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”

by The Federal Press May 3, 2019