noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

slap-needer

a face badly in need of a fist/slap

that persons a real slap-needer!

by eferdemo February 24, 2015

jargon slap

(v): to use highly technical language to conceal information or to highlight a person's lack of knowledge.

I just jargon slapped your friend because he dropped out of college.

by katie&morgan February 5, 2012

Dollo Slap

slap someone with your penis. Used to shut people up

stfu or I'll dollo slap you

by erizzy October 25, 2009

nazi slap

Slaping someone hard enough to knock out there teeth

I nazi slaped the heck out of my teacher

by Nazi slap October 28, 2020