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noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*
by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005
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Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
by cazlo April 11, 2011
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a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap
"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."
by Jdog and box August 2, 2008
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slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)
Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!
by R2-DQ February 9, 2010
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swagga slap

When an erect male catapolts his enormous man business into the face of an unsuspecting lover
"Mmm girl, I was with Javon last night and all of a sudden, he pulled out the swagga slap!"
by Silkypjwearinpimp February 12, 2010
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Wank Slap

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.
I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.
by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009
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Pleasure Slap

A slap for pleasure~ You high five each other as HARD as you can, then move your hand away and enjoy the tingling sensation.

Enjoying pleasure slap does not necessarily mean that the person is masochistic, just clearing that up before people jump to conclusions.
Deimantė ''Pleasure slap?''
Ktay '' Alright''

*High fives hard*
Ktay '' That was crap let's do it again.''
Deimantė- ''Mmmkay''

*High fives super hard*

Ktay and Deimantė at the same time ''Ooooh yeah ;D''

p.s. males generally tend to provide a more forceful slap, therefore moar pleasure~. Try it out on your friends ;)
by underthechocolattemoon January 5, 2010
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