Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment

A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin

by Lexgm November 14, 2013

Martinism

martinism -- we cannot define it

Martinism is when people come and live together. In peace and tolerance.
Martin Luther King tried to live ..Martinism" ...but failed

by maasd the line June 14, 2017

Martin

Martin is a cool guy who likes hanging with friends, when he is alone in his house, he loves playing with fresh pussies and rubbing them

who a martin

by Maxoubidou November 10, 2021

Kristian Martin

Hoe ass nigga he a bitch

Aye yo that’s a Kristian Martin ass nigga

by LECxKingJay October 6, 2020

Martin Gay

Martin Gay is the manliest man in existance.

Look at that man, he is on the same level as Martin Gay

by lechay August 12, 2020

Will martin

Taking a will Martin is Australian slang for doing a poo

What are you up to man not much just taking a big will Martin

by Dogma lester March 9, 2022