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hold your whale, the toilets broken

A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?
by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007
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boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.
That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.
by Big Richard May 31, 2005
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blue whale foreskin full of cum

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin
Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste
by noah_7736 October 31, 2022
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fish bish at whales to find tails

Fish bish at whales to find tails is fantastic beasts and where to find them FBAWTFT
which in extended form in Fish Bish At Whales To Find Tails
Hey want to go and whatch Fish bish at whales to find tails

What is that ?

Fantastic beasts and where to find them duh!
by Ye boiii February 13, 2018
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making whale noises on the big white phone

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 19, 2010
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Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale

A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.
Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!
by fire spewer January 27, 2010
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Whale Punch

Whale Punch  /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA

Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.

–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.

5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.

6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."

Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
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