Virgin Gains

A drastic increase in muscle growth that occurs when someone first starts working out

Bro 1: Yo dude I just started workout out about a month ago and look at these virgin gains I got *flexes muscles*
Bro 2: Yooo bro thats wicked

by super retarded kid July 18, 2022

Virgin Burns

Friction burns on the shaft of ones penis. Caused by violent masterbation.

Dude....last night i got the WORST virgin burns from wacking to your girlfriend.

by PneumoniK October 23, 2012

perpetual virgin

Its someone who no matter how hard they try to get laid the are a perpetual virgin

Chad:"look at that perpetual virgin"
Chad2:"wow he will never get laid"

by theultimatechad June 9, 2018

Cuss virgin

Somebody who doesn't swear or talks/makes sexual jokes

Craft is such a Cuss virgin

by waterbottlehat November 9, 2020

Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo

Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity

by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022

ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.

1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019

Virgin Pass

the virgin pass is another word for the fortnite battle pass. It is something that only a true virgin would buy and when they do, they treasure it like their most prized possesion.

Jake: Y'all did you here that new kid bought the virgin pass?
James: Oh yeah, he's a true virgin now.

by 3numbers December 13, 2018