Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010

turtle fuck

When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck

Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head

by Made Man August 21, 2006

turtle

When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.

"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."

by runner_soccer28 February 8, 2010

Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 8, 2009

turtle bait

Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.

Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.

Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.

Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.

by Bocephalus August 4, 2006

mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 1, 2008