tack, tacks, tackin

tattoo, usually put on in prison, often poorly drawn, poorly executed shit that the wearer is overly proud of. Usually a redneck asshole in there somewhere.

Nice tacks, man. I was tackin for a while when I was down, but I spelled some slit's name wrong, and Doo cut off my fingie.

by Vinnie Picasso June 11, 2006

tackupuncture

n. (alt. spelling: taccupuncture)
economy, budget, or "back-alley" accupuncture; utilizes corkboard tacks as opposed to traditional "pins" to perform the ancient eastern medical art. Most often practiced in meth clinics and elementary school classrooms. (Not advised without updated tetanus shots.)

Little Bobby's friends thought they were playing a prank when they allowed him to sit on the collection of thumbtacks they placed on his chair, unaware of the Zen-like soothing effects he was bound to receive from the effects of tackupuncture therapy.

by RaeReezy August 7, 2009

Tackle hug glomp nom

Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.

Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
Lolcat3656 blinks. "WTF DOES THAT MEAN!"
Uberlol1234: No idea.
Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.

by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011

tacker

A 1970s term for one with out taste or one who is tacky.

Wow she has a crystal chandelier over a bathtub...what a tacker.

by Annex Saint Jaques Germane May 16, 2017

tracer

apparently what every girl wants to be

Susan: Did you hear?? Jennifers already tracer! ;(
Holly: NO FAIR!I wanna be tracer!

by YouREMumGey December 10, 2018

vag tackler

One who tackles vag's on a daily basis rather violently. Once the vag is spotted, a man is to immediately tackle it. This will earn you the title "vag tackler".

Fat chick: *has vag in open sight*
Vag tackler: I refuse to tackle yo' vag bitch nigga

by madbro69x January 12, 2012

tracker crabs

Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.

Man, I need a shower, those tracker crabs got shit all over me.

by Chatter318 February 28, 2007