i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021

I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

Tony Blair

a fucking cint whp0m wants to ruin britain shuld be hanged or shot livcks george bushes ass

omfg ur a crazy pc twat oh no thats ony blair hu like immigrans and and is a muslim luver urggggggggggggg

by jamus January 8, 2005

Tony Blair

The WORST FUCKING PRIME MINSTER this country has ever had walking through the number 10 door, floods the land with foreigners, turned all our major towns and cities into ghettos, raises our taxes so high it's getting impossible to fucking live, fucks over England in every SINGLE way possible. For some reason denied helping last major British car company a bridging loan to save them yet funded Peugeot more money than that.

Basically just a proper cunt that should be tied to the back of a Rover and driven all the way to the Tower of London, where he should be fucking tied down and pecked to within an inch of his life by the fucking ravens. Then put in a council housing estate flat full of foreigners and see how HE FUCKING LIKES IT, CUNT.

Did I mention Tony Blair was a cunt?

by AngryEnglishMan October 20, 2006

Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010

tony awesome

Either a physical ass or someone that looks like a total fucking idiot.

also someone that is being an asshole.

"Dude, that guy is such a tony awesome."

"Hey, Wanna put it in my tony awesome?"

by Jieghsuun January 27, 2008