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Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.
"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."
by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023
mugGet the Zero-Sided Diemug.

die

1 make sure everyones sleeping
2 get a fire lighter
3 set it on fire
die
by lolfaced123 April 25, 2022
mugGet the diemug.

You do not care if I die

So why you expect me to care is a mystery to me. The YouTube trash loves to watch me suffer and some of them are pretending to be me to rape (seemly) and they YouTube retards are just allowing it. It seems like the only thing the YouTube freaks care about is YouTube freaks and they care only BECAUSE they themselves are YouTube freaks.
Hym "So no I do not care that that nigga got shot. He is in those circles. He (like the Japanese) could have done something for me that would have made me care whether or not he died. Something that is very specific. But you do not care if I die as I sit here messaging my face and skull to alleviate the pressure that slowly builds up in my head through the day as you make me live through a hell of my own description that resembles a black mirror episode. Fuck you. You had BETTER HOPE they don't kill all of you because the cover-up dies with you. Notice how I am not being murdered. I have yet to be murdered. Maybe some attempts. It seems and looks like you tried to bully me to death with weaponized schizophrenia and accidently got lIAM paYne to jump off a balcony. But I still haven't been murdered. I wonder what's happening there? Charlie Kirk is apparently this wonderful fucking. He's over the smashing pussy and getting paid to be a YouTard. Why is he getting murdered and not me? I'm getting 'survivor's guilt' over here guys. WHY NOT MEEEEEEE!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
mugGet the You do not care if I diemug.

Die working

Ahahahaha, I know!
Hym "Ha! Yeah, he wants me to die working but he's using some of the core elements of my marketing strategy so he knows that I'm better than him and he's mad that I'm allowed to fuck his fat-titted sister and he's not. You already have a sister to fuck, Ben! The ritual is complete! Incest is bad!"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2024
mugGet the Die workingmug.

Die, Cry, Hate

The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love". It is very dark and negative. (the acronym is DCH)
I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".

Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!
by LingDanc803 September 5, 2023
mugGet the Die, Cry, Hatemug.
hashahahaaha blue text
"But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die." is an example of a blue text
by Lavenderre June 18, 2021
mugGet the But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.mug.

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