Magic Bullet Theory

The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.

I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."

by paul read May 10, 2009

criminal IQ theory

It is thought by some people that there are criminals that are so intelligent that they have never been caught and that it is only the very untintelligent criminals that ever get caught.
It is a known fact that police forces will not hire a person if they show a high IQ and could begin to think for them selves.
and that is the criminal IQ theory.

what do you thin about the criminal IQ theory?

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

theron

a 19 year old going for 15 and younger girls and being whipped by them. this person is basically sad crying overthese little freshman.

look at that theron over there he is such a bitch

by unohuitstay May 4, 2010

emo theory

The Theory that you don't have to dress in all black to be emo, you just have to be gay.

The emo theory has as much truth to it as the law of gravity.

by sirdukealot August 19, 2007

Lesbian Dance Theory

The act of a man directing lesbian sex

"Imma teach you Lesbian Dance Theory"
"Yeah, now grab her ass, like that. Yeah..."

by MXDbeats May 21, 2018

Critical Race Theory

Critical Race Theory (CRT) is the latest neoracist concept used to justify the authority of a small cabal of academics who will save the world from end stage capitalism by using race struggle instead of class struggle. History shows whites built systematic racism. Therefore, only whites can dismantle the systematic racism they built by replacing it with systematic white saviorism. The altruistic tendency of the Abrahamic religions and the majority feminine electorate are exploited to justify redistribution of wealth and opportunity based on race rather than (the Marxist) need or (the Capitalist) ability. CRT gives a new urgency to classical Marxist ideas that previous generations of workers dismissed as broken promises.
Other neo racist tools in CRT are:

1) Hierarchy of race and government benefits are ordered by level of historic oppression starting in the year 1600.

2) Denying CRT is proof of systematic racism. CRT states that ability is 100% equal between all races.
3) Equal opportunity is racist until all results are shown to be equal by race. Therefore, equal opportunity must be race based instead of class based. The rank of opportunity is from #1 above.
4) Harvard university created Eugenics and created CRT. That is not a coincidence. It is science.
5) Supporters of CRT are known as anti-racists. All labels of classical racist are canceled by the anti-racist label. However, a person can simultaneously be labeled anti-racist and neoracist at the same time.

Critical race theory gets to the heart of why racism gets votes for the last 400 years and will continue to get votes for the next 400 years.

by whoisyourunicorndaddy June 21, 2021