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Piss Kink

A Piss Kink is a Kink you have
by BugIsAFag@gmail.com June 17, 2021
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Fairy piss

Any fruity, or sweet tasting alcoholic beverage. Usually one that chicks drink but can sometimes be consumed by fruity guys.
Jeff:Hey bro, what's that you're drinkin'?
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.
by gnarLEE January 12, 2009
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hit the piss

similar to being on the piss but more fun if you can hold ur poison. most commonly done after work or on weekedns where you head down to your local and drink till your your best mate looks like elle mcpherson
most dero cunts in sydney can't hold their piss and start riots making the rest of australia look bad when really their just cunts who ruin it for everyone
"Im gunna go hit the piss"
"cool mate, are you man enough the stay all night though?"
"yeah mate not like those dero cunts in cronulla, wankers they are"
by Z* April 17, 2006
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piss out

Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.
Sexual Partner: "Can you make sure you pull out, I 'm not on birth control"
You(male): "I never pull out, I piss out"
Sexual Partner: "What is that? I've never heard of that"
You(male): "It's 100% effective birth control and S.T.D protection. Grab some extra towels, I'll show you"
by Subliminll February 22, 2017
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piss jibbers

a momentary uncontrollable shimmy-jig that occurs during or after an especially satisfying urination, often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences
Aw shit, dog. My piss jibbers done got weenie-juice all up on my toes.
by Bonedoggy March 15, 2004
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the shit and the piss

I'm keen to see the shit and the piss get up against the Liberal Party (Carlton) on the weekend.
by tigga72 January 12, 2009
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Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.
Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?
by the way... August 11, 2013
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