Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

Peanut butter cock

A “peanut butter cock” refers to a penis that has been playfully dunked or slathered in peanut butter, often for the express purpose of being licked, savored, or worshipped like a decadent dessert. Best enjoyed in a consensual, adventurous setting with a love for snacks and smirks.

Stefano walked into the bedroom with nothing but a grin and a jar of Jif — it was clear someone was about to get a taste of his peanut butter cock.

by Ninasingapur June 22, 2025

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016

Peanut butter dick

A dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“Eww John has a peanut butter dick” “Joseph’s peanut butter dick is nasty”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

peanut

when you pee and nut at the same time

bro, i just peanutted in your toilet

by Whischdidhci December 25, 2019

they go together like peanut butter and jelly

The less controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and pickles". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Jon: dude, Cheese and vodka, like, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Davey: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and pickles?
Jon: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023