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Bug is a backstabbing bitch. when you think he's your friend he really isn't. He'll wrap you around his fatass finger and when you think he loves you, he'll throw you into the deep end. To make it worse, he will likely be a sex offender when he's an adult, he's already dated 2 kids in elementary and middle school as a high schooler.
by khxsv March 7, 2025
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slow bug

When someone does something dumb and it irritates you
You slow bug
by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020
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Shredder bug

Joe: that shredder bug got me again.
Dave: don’t worry i can handle it
by Pat46895 January 21, 2022
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bug

1. An occult conspirator.
2. A member of any occult conspiracy, whether formal or informal. Referred to colloquially as “illuminati”, but might not belong to any recognized cult or secret society.
3. Any secretive, devious, or abusively psychotic “spiritual” weirdo.

Synonyms: adept, astral asshole, bad alien, body-snatcher, brujo, bug-brain, christ-freak, creepio, creepout, gangstalker, ghoul, gnarcissist, goblin, initiate, manson, nightmare, pod, pod-person, psi-crawler, psychic, psycho, replicant, satan’s hippie, sim, simulacrum, skeleton, skinjob, sleestak, smiley, space bug, space nazi, space zombie, triclops, vampire, warlock, watcher, witch, wrong jesus, xeno
“Q: How do you spot a bug?
A: They have at least one too many eyes.”

“You’re never really friends with a bug. You’re either part of the sick game going on in their head, or something they would rather get rid of.”

“It’s not even a legit Buddhist hall, that’s a Theosophy center. That shit is for bugs.”
by excorpus November 11, 2025
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Scrunchy Bug

One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.
"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"
by Mark Nordenstein April 29, 2007
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yawn bug

An airborne virus causing everybody in contact to yawn.
“The yawn bug is real bad today.”
by hypedaboutlife May 13, 2019
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Bug

they are the cutest person you will ever meet if you meet someone called bug you are very lucky and if you ever date someone you should cherish it. whilst they might be a hand full it’s well worth sticking by them for the benefits they will bring to your life
bug is such an amazing person keep them close to you
by novacast2 November 24, 2021
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