Muff

The meaty part of the vagina.

The flabby parts of the vaginal wall that flap around during sex. It could arouse you or it could make you feel disturbed. This is the Muff.

by PeePeeSucker+analLover69 July 8, 2016

Handcuff Muff

Handcuff Muff (noun) - A handcuff muff is a muff that has the potential to land you in handcuffs. For example - an underage muff will potentially lead you to being arrested aka handcuff muff.

Ryan - Hey man watch out for that girl she has a handcuff muff!
Matt- what do you mean she says shes 18. Im deff going to smash it!
Ryan- Dude that hoe is only 15. Thats jail bait!
Matt- I dont care!

(weeks later Matt is arrested for statutory rape) Handcuff muff strikes again!!!

by Mega muffster May 29, 2012

Muff Marinade

The voluntary act of storing semen in your vagina overnight to savor the enjoyment.

Holly loved the creampie so much she had to go for the all night muff marinade.

by Skank Hunt January 7, 2024

80’s muff

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.

My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.

by Lynn Amy November 3, 2017

Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin

Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!

by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017

Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.

Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"

by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014

Muff Scruff

(n:) The hair unfortunately found on a vagina.

When a bitch is to lazy to shave, they probably have a bit of muff scruff on their pussy.

by das jewden November 8, 2009