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Fuck Bananas

1. (Noun)someone who is angry and can not control their rage. most likely after slipping on a banana in mario cart

2. Fuck Bananas is used when you screw something up or something has gone wrong
1. Holy crap John is going fuck banana's cuz timmy just beat his ass in Mario cart.

2. FUCK BANANAS I JUST STUBBED MY TOE
by Ben Blackhurst December 20, 2008
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banana picker

"you bloody smelly banana picker, i said no onions on my big Mac"
by smudger_lcfc January 1, 2007
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Banana Republican

A Trump supporting Republican. Someone who uses or approves of political tactics common in banana republics.
Of course he wants to jail his opponent after the election, he's a banana Republican.
by BoogeyGoldman October 27, 2016
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Banana Hammock

a phrase used to break uncomfortable silences or used to break up a hostile argument. ( as seen on scrubs where cox and his ex wife are arguing and j.d interjects with "BANANA HAMMOCK")
1st person - "your a s*%t"
2nd person - "your a F&%^n biatch"
Interjectable period
3rd wheel - "BANANA HAMMOCK!"
by CD and IAIN May 4, 2006
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Banana Seat

A seat with a built-in dildo.
James: Damn my legs are tired and boy do I want a good fucking!
Sammy: Why don't you go sit down on that banana seat and take a load off while you take a load in.
by dogmanmandog September 15, 2016
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Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.
Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

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by Scothle December 31, 2009
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banana slam

The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.
Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
by JCquack May 3, 2008
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