Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020

tech tapped

Excessive screen time. Done with looking at all of it. Caused by quarantine and the inability to handle three dimensional life.

Karen is so tech tapped, she's lookin' to get fired.

by mimbers August 13, 2020

TechBruz Studios

A awesome YouTube Channel featuring ZS IS THE BEST & GamerBoyz RG. They post vids like gaming, funny stuff and so much more. You should subscribe to TechBruz Studios because it's so popular and its got like 5 million subs. They also post instagrams, pins, and have a cool site called techbruzstudios.com/gaming and they also post blogs & vlogs there.

TechBruz Studios is the best!

by TechBruz Studios October 2, 2020

techanologiclly

its eves deffinition of technically and logic so it like the logic in somphing but also why it is technical

techanologiclly speeking it is correct.

by the biggest larry November 2, 2020

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020

Tech

Can be seen as short for technicality or technical foul. This is when a situation is used against a party that would then indicate the foul play imposed against them. The most common form of “throwing a tech” is when a female still talks to her baby’s father in a romantic or confidential way despite being in a relationship with you being her man in this instance.

This umbrellas all instances of shiest. Can also be restated when someone does something hurtful but makes it as if they did not intent to hurt, embarrass, or mislead you.

The ****** tryna put me out the crib for the other *****. She tried to say I hit her despite knowing I would never do anything to hurt her. Now the police on the way....come get me bro before I go to jail. This ***** dun through the tech to take me out the game.

by L33tted January 1, 2021

Techineckally

(Tech-ih-neck-ally) Only the the #elite and #alt people can say “techineckally” as for it is correcting the dummies! This is to contrast from someone’s opinions and often used in sarcastic conversations. Although... if you’re getting kidnapped and want to be a smart ass,,,,, use the word “Techineckally” to confuse and scare your #napper .

Adjective 1-“Mmm techineckally BECCY, I’m the captain of the dance squad!”

Very 1- “I’m techineckally wockyslush” -Owen

Noun 1- “Techineckally”

by ThatSwagMoFo300 January 20, 2021