Tank

1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.

Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.

by Noodlez3456 May 25, 2010

Tank

Someone who is athletically or academically outstanding.

The girl was so tank at baseball! She got a home run!

by TankAtThis June 11, 2010

tankbaby

someone who has an unhealthy romantic relationship with their grits

person A "I'm not going to eat these grits because I love them."

person B "You're a tankbaby."

by the tankbaby of grits August 11, 2010

Tank Bone

A big dump.

Dude, I busted a grumpy and then dropped a tank bone. I flt much better.

by metadog August 13, 2010

tanduka

made up name given to canabis.
wonky invention to any mary jane derivative.

do u have any tanduka?
do u want to buy some tanduka?

by gianx September 14, 2010

tank tough

A term for a phony tough guy who acts like he owns the gym. Often smells bad from wearing the same clothes and cant wipe his own ass and has cheesy tattoos. Will use steroids, plastic surgery and any other short cut to impress people. While most people snicker behind their back you often find him posing in pictures with his shirt off and looking in the mirror thinking he's an adonis.

Check out that guy in the skull t-shirt grunting and slamming weights on the ground, hes tank tough.

by RRDawg March 16, 2011

Tank

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.

Tank: *Splash*
Tallan: "Dude you just totally invented Tanking!!"

by miniLeader August 8, 2011